Thursday, June 13, 2013

Things You HATE to Hear Students Say

-I won't serve this year; I want to give someone else that opportunity.

-I'm having some real doubts and questions about my faith, so I am going to drop out of the college ministry and church till I get them resolved.

-I am leaving this church or college ministry because the band is better at......

-Doctrine doesnt matter as long as you are sincere.

-I am active in my college ministry, so there is no need to go to church.

-I texted my girlfriend or boyfriend it was God's will that we break up.

-I take the summer off from church cause there are no other students around.

-I pick the church that has the latest Sunday morning service.

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